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Some funnies to start or finish your day! I'm a firm believer in a good laugh. I plan to change these once a week ...
"HOW TO GET A DAY OFF WORK"
I urgently needed a day off, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought maybe, if I acted crazy he
would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My Maori co-worker asked what I was doing. I told him I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think
I was crazy and allow me a few days off work.
Soon enough, my boss entered the office. "What are you doing"? he exclaimed. I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "you are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down from the ceiling
and walked out of the office.
When my Maori co-worker followed me, the boss asked him "and where do you think you're going?"
He said "I'm going home bro, I can't work in the dark".
Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four
moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board - he had the
same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle
the load and went down.
A few moments after, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick said "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Two kids are arguing over whose father the biggest scaredy-cat is.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the night shift,
he sleeps with the woman next door."
*duh!!*
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